A summary, biased of course.
Best piece of food – Jamon Iberico Black Label ham from the Chamartin Mercardo
Followed by nata. I went for the world record, but at 346 nata in 8 hours I fell just 6 short
Best Coffee – Fabrica in Lisbon
Best Meal – Grilled sea bream on the waterfront at Foz
No Way I’d Pay That Much for That Food – The €40 King’s cake
World Record – The World’s smallest lift!
Best Museum – The Gulbenkian
Best Museum Moments
Most Stunning Views – Porto, Porto, Porto
Most Passionate Local – The owners of Ha Tapas Mercardo.
Favourite photo – ones Marguerite took when she was here.
Best Place to Wander wth a Camera – Alfama District – or Porto
Worst Purchase – Eight bottles of low-cal lemonade (thought they were sparkling mineral water)
Best Look alike – Noel Pearson doing Spanish Santa
Or perhaps Savidor Dali’s nephew (or D’Artagnan – one of the three Musketeers?)
And the Shittiest thing – 24hrs travel to get home!
The Very Excellent Adventures of the Cunnington-Smythes 
Well, my dear Farley, it seems the time has come for the Iberian itinerants to return. Here are my highlights of your posts:
the natter about natas / the mouth-watering photo of the grilled bream / Cervantes in Plaza de Espana / the chats with locals in markets / insights into Prince Ted the Navigator / the missing ten years of your marriage to Dulcinea / the Feliz Navidad ear worm.
I am looking forward to sharing a lemonade or two when next we meet.
In appreciation of your fine correspondence
I remain your faithful servant
Farquhar