There are any number of methods that can be employed in an attempt to secure a private compartment on European trains.  Music – however loud or whatever the genre, will repel some but attract others.  Food, no matter how pungent, will repel some but attract others. There is one method that we are now using that has proven particularly effective – I perform loud vocalisations, rocking actions and copious dribbling whenever a stranger approaches seeking a seat.

Whether the reuluctance of fellow passengers to share our six-seat compartment is out of concern for my ‘carers’ or out of a need to ensure their clothing is spittle free, it is quite immaterial as the effect is the same. So long as my two carers can control their mirth, (both Maryanne and Catrina have, at various times, let the team down in this regard) we are almost invariably guaranteed a space without the need to be polite to strangers.  This ruse has worked  in Italy, in Poland and once again on this very train to Lubljana!

Ah children, the travel tips you are yet to learn.
Your Dear Father etc