The problem with attempting to speak Croatian to the locals is that the whole language was invented in 1256 by some bloke with a really shit scrabble set. King Krjckic (Croatian for Peter) lost most of the decent consonants and quite a few vowels over the years but made up a new language anyway with what he had left. Impossible.
Thankfully smiles and laughter seem to be a language that is universal – with the possible exception of Hungarians and US Border Control.
Apart from language difficulties we are just loving the locals and the chance to spend some time exploring this place .
Ross
Mitch – promised a joke just for you if you become a disciple:
Schroedinger’s cat walked into a bar and didn’t.







