Just a collection of the Englandish language as she is spoked in Turkeyville.

I think we once stayed in a hotel from this chain in Budapest:

Kind of English writed:

I’ve eaten here:

I think I ordered the stager, cheese and spinach plication:

Coffee is good for your plumbing:

Try doing this with a cat:

Hats maketh the man. This man would like to maketh himself like the Tin Man in the Wizard of Oz:

Umbrella hats are seriously underrated as a fashion item.